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'Now when polished this may turn out to be a gem of some significance.... or it may just be a rock. What's exciting, I think, is not knowing. So what do you say baby?'
While the hygienist was out of the room, Darlene used the tooth polisher to remove some unwanted moles.
'No need to worry, Mrs. Gletz! I merely got my hair wrapped around the tooth polisher and your teeth. Ha, ha! Happens all the ime!
'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'
'The general's a real fanatic about spit and polish.'
'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'
Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.
'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'
'Did your side win the tug-o-war?'
ACME School of Language, This week's special: 'Polish your Polish'.
'The boss really thinks highly of us. He kicks our rear ends with freshly polished Italian designer shoes.'
Tramp wanting bare feet shined.
Tortoise polishing his shell
No shoes - No service.
Clown loads up on shoe polish while shopping.
'Well if a wig is out of the question, all I can do is polish it!'
'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'
Your gallstones polished & mounted.
'My prescription for window polish - I've a dull pane!'
101 uses of a dead cat: shoe brush