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'Now when polished this may turn out to be a gem of some significance.... or it may just be a rock. What's exciting, I think, is not knowing. So what do you say baby?'
"I'll bet GALILEO never had to clean off flyspecks!"
While the hygienist was out of the room, Darlene used the tooth polisher to remove some unwanted moles.
'The general's a real fanatic about spit and polish.'
'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'
'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'
New more powerful, furniture polish.
'Did your side win the tug-o-war?'
'Sorry, but we've got to draw the line somewhere. One shoe is all you get.'
"I'm dropping this old silver dollar into this glass of acid."
Tortoise polishing his shell
No shoes - No service.
'Well if a wig is out of the question, all I can do is polish it!'
'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'
Your gallstones polished & mounted.
101 uses of a dead cat: shoe brush
'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'
'And this one I got for properly polishing my medals!'
"...I do, providing he washes dishes...irons...hoovers...dusts and polishes..."