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Mr T's To Do List,
Polishing Boot House with Shoe Polish.
A snowman uses a window cleaning spray to clean the glass.
'Now when polished this may turn out to be a gem of some significance.... or it may just be a rock. What's exciting, I think, is not knowing. So what do you say baby?'
Shoes shined/heads shined.
"I'll bet GALILEO never had to clean off flyspecks!"
"I told you not to polish the car too much."
"I've polished the mirrors, pots, pans and the furniture...now there's just one more thing to polish off."
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"He wants to be beach buggy ready."
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"You look great. Are you using a new metal polish?"
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'The general's a real fanatic about spit and polish.'
'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'
Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.
'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'
New more powerful, furniture polish.
'... And before you answer, don't forget who polishes you every morning!'
'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'
ACME School of Language, This week's special: 'Polish your Polish'.
'Did your side win the tug-o-war?'
'The boss really thinks highly of us. He kicks our rear ends with freshly polished Italian designer shoes.'
'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'
Shoe shinespit shine.