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'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'
To prevent aisles form getting plugged up, Food Baron outfitted its carts with shopper prods.
'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.
"O.K., her mouth is full—run over and ask her if everything is O.K.!"
Tags:wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, eating out, dining out, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, restaurant, bad restaurant, bad restaurants, talking with your mouth full, speaking with your mouth full, take advantage, taking advantage, polite, politeness, inconsiderate, lazy, laziness, rude, rudeness
"Hold that afterthought!"
"Stop 'Madaming' me!"
Worn Gentility Sale
"It's our way of saying, 'Thank you for shopping at Wilson's.' "
Tags:smiley, smileys, emoji, emojis, emoticon, emoticons, kaomoji, kaomojis, moji, emotions, emotional breakdown, emotion, emotional, conceal don't feel, mask, masks, etiquette, manners, manner, polite, politeness, social, social mores, social rules, passive aggressive, passive aggression, aggressive, hidden emotion, anger, angry, rage, enraged, sad, sadness, depression, depressed, tech, technology, social media
'Timmy! Stop jumping on Penny's couch!. . . It's cheap!'
'He does lack social skills.'
Child From Another Planet.
'It's a memo from our parent company. They remind us to pay attention, quit slouching, take our elbows off the table and to act our age, if it's not too much to ask!'
Tags:manner, manners, etiquette, respect, respectful, tact, tactful, tactless, impolite, polite, politeness, considerate, consideration, rude, rudeness, inconsiderate, frank, frankness, honesty, honest, honest abe, abraham lincoln, lincoln, president, presidents, president of the united states, criticism, historical figures, parody, parodies
Nothing for me, thanks.
The Schmoozy Reaper
Tags:grim, grims, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, angel of death, embodiment of death, schmooze, schmoozing, schmoozy, schmoozed, charm, charms, charmer, charmers, charming, small talk, small-talk, politeness, polite, good manners, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings
"Remember to be home on time. We're having an orgy with the Steins."
Tags:orgy, orgies, roman, romans, ancient rome, party, parties, host, hosts, hosting, hosting duty, hosting duties, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, dinners, have friends over, having friends over, guest, guests, good host, good hosts, polite, politeness, manners, good manners, decent, decency, well-mannered
'Oh, so you want to get nasty? Well, two can play that game! Remember when I told you to have a nice day? I RETRACT IT! Oh, yes I can! I just DID!'
"Oh, it always starts politely."
Tags:polite, politeness, politely, chess, chess game, chess games, chessboard, chessboards, chess board, chess boards, chess player, chess players, warrior, warriors, violence, sportsmanship, competitive, competitiveness, competitor, competitors, rival, rivals, aggressive, aggression, testosterone, macho male, macho men, macho man, macho males, toxic masculinity
"Thank you, I'd rather stand."
Tags:police, policemen, interrogation, police interrogation, police interview, interrogations, police interrogations, police interviews, police brutality, old school policing, old fashioned policing, policing, suspect, suspects, perp, perps, vintage, 1930s, 1940s, 1930, 1940, polite, politeness, manners, good manners
Not An Exit
Tags:polite, politeness, etiquette, manners, too far, british, britishness, rules, following the rules, follow the rules, exit, door sign, door signs, sign, signs, signage, obedience, prison, prisons, jail, jails, imprisoned, imprison, prisoner, prisoners, law abiding, law-abiding, rules, rule, formalities, formality, formal
Mime Anti-Defamation League: 'We can't find something nice to say so we say nothing at all!'
Tags:cat, cats, restaurant, restaurants, dining, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, menu, menus, waiter, waiters, wait staff, service, service industry, allow me, manner, manners, polite, politely, politeness, etiquette, pet, pets, personification, personify, personified, eating out, out to eat, knock, knock over, cat things, cat lady, crazy cat lady