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Government 101 - Do not walk.
'I'd love to give them my two cents' worth, but they won't listen for less than $10,000.'
Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.
Today's Political Party Symbols: Republicans, Democrats and Hippocrit.
'Mr Smith, what are you doing under the water?'
"It's O.K., I'm with the government."
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"Diane, haven't we anyone at the state department who talks turkey?"
"God has chosen to ignore my prayers concerning the outcome of this year's election, and so I feel that I am once again free to be a very bad little boy."
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Assorted Toppings The Headgear collection of George Bush
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"And you wonder why people hate activist judges?"
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"The house of representatives is known as the people's house, as your candidate I'm compelled to ask, how's that working out?"
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"Let's face it—I'm a bit of a control freak."
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"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."
'Now she wants to run for congress.'
"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
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"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."
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"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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Government In Exile
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"Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun."
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A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
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"Congratulations, Dave! I don't think I've read a more beautifully evasive and subtly misleading public statement in all my years in government."
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"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
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Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'