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"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "
"I'll take it from here."
"Trust me, at this point it's the only way we can boost your numbers on likability."
"You have no scruples whatsoever, and would hack into people's emails, tax returns...have you considered a career as a political advisor?"
'At what point does the lunatic fringe become the lunatic mainstream?'
'You know you haven't been good, and I know you haven't been good, but good, nevertheless, is your public stance.'
"Political advisor seemed to be the obvious avenue for my skills: I used to sell snake oils..."
"Mr. President, we think you should get rid of your teleprompter and get a karaoke machine."
'They're not available right now, Sire - All your economic advisors are working second jobs.'
'Honestly Nigel, your need for Special Advisers has got completely out of hand.'
'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'
'As your new political advisor, may I suggest the use of another campaign slogan?'
"I can't believe you never told me your sister was KellyAnne Conway."
"Guess his name."