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"He asked our embassy for political asylum to escape the Chinese occupation in Tibet."
Dissidence is a lonely job, but somebody has to do it.
'Well, Obama isn't coming. Snowden told us this would happen.'
"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."
Snowden in the taiga tanga
Will Berlusconi join the list of those seeking asylum from Putin?
Edward Snowden is dumped by the Russians on the moon.
"Outch! Well, it's okay. As long as I'm not treated like a kid in an asylum seeker centre..."
"We want out helicopter back....oh and also the eight passengers."
'Sorry Sir, we need to search EVERY vehicle in case you're smuggling illegal immigrants.'
'News flash: Saddam was granted asylum by North Korea, and Kim Jong Il was granted asylum by Iraq.'
'Hello, Disneyland? -- I'd like to talk to somebody about political asylum.'
'My brother-in-law asked for political asylum, so I had him committed.'
'Hold it- after you kiss me, I'll also need political asylum.'
'Do you really want to marry me, Matthew, or are you just looking for political asylum?'
"Do you realize this is the third time we've gotten mad at the government and moved to Canada for good?"
Julian At. Assange