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A long war followed.
"I haven't changed my views. I just hadn't anticipated that Dan Quayle would become my spokesman."
"It's serious, congressman. You have foot-in-mouth disease."
'Thank you, Beyonce, for the inspiration! Pre-recorded lip-syncing! No more gaffes...'
'I didn't mean 'I like to fire people' the way it sounded!'
Rubio Response, take two.
'Rubio, oh Rubio...wherefore art thou Rubio?...'
News: Trump is off the teleprompter. Portions of this newscast may not be suitable for anyone.
'Take it from Rubio, hydrate first.'
"Putting a shock collar on politicians and shocking them when they do something stupid is a great idea. But it's not very practical."
"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."
The further adventures of Richie Mitt.
President Bush dodged shoes, Obama prefers them in his mouth.
'High winds could produce a flood of rhetoric in low areas.'
Unlikely to clear up before the election.
"Folks, welcome our newest member, 'Donald'."
'When we left the White House we were flat broke!'
"One day, Trump will reach the point where 'all the good absurd remarks have been made' - and he'll go mainstream."
"Malcolm Turnbull has been voted in as the new leader of your party...any comments Mr. Abbott?"