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'Both parties shouted 'liar, liar, pants on fire' at the same time. It was a big first step towards bi-partisanship.'
'OMG! How did we get here?!!'
'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'
"How much would it cost to clean up the House of Representatives?"
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"We must be close to the capitol."
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"Well, that was another lame-duck session."
'Nothing like more fiscal cliff gridlock to remind you not buy any U.S. treasuries. . .'
"Welcome to hell. The only thing you're allowed to watch down here is politics."
"Actually, my political philosophy is pretty simple: 'Practice Random Gridlock and Senseless Acts of Partisanship!'"
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'Are you ready to compromise now? . . . When will you be ready?'
'Aww - aren't you going to reach out to th' pooch?'
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'Mitch McConnell! What brings you here? Don't tell me - you brought the whole country with you - right?'
"The task of congressmen is daunting...so little time, so many things not to do."
"They keep telling us that nothing is impossible - but we've been doing it for years!"
"More gridlock in Washington: the office of budget ran out of red ink, and the office of damage control ran out of positive spin."
"There goes congressman Ludwig. We affectionately refer to him as 'The Bottleneck'."
"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"
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"The key is to blame the federal government without implicating this Administration."
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"In politics a lot more is said than is done. So I promise to 'say less' when I 'do less'."
"Don't worry. Around here, if at first you don't succeed, it's just the new normal."
"We've invented gridlock!"
"It all began in first grade...when I didn't play well with others. . ."
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