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The Incorrectness of Santa
"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"
Compare Things To Hitler
"It's the loony bin. They want to know if you're coming back."
"Can I say something obnoxious and inflammatory under the pretense of playing devil's advocate for a moment?"
"Isn't it great out here enjoying clean, unproblematic nature?"
"I hope we have whatever it is we may or may not still be allowed to call Indian summer."
"Would any of you guys be offended if I told a joke that is a touch prurient?"
"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."
"Your continued use of that phrase victimizes my people."
'This just in...a proposed bill in congress claims the first 10 amendments are 'politcally incorrect'.'
"She's struggling to express her appreciation of the All Blacks Rugby teams physiques without sexually objectifying them..."
"Tom, although I think there is still some debate about whether 'client' or 'service user' is the appropriate term there's a consensus that 'that irritating bloody woman' certainly isn't!"
"We've been sent a policy on Christmas cards to make sure we don't cause undue offence."
'So I propose we change the name to 'societal positivity'."
Remember when being P.C. meant you liked Perry Como.
Betty had a history of inappropriate and insensitive type comments at Christmas. . .
"You know what I miss? Cannibal jokes."
'I'll have to get back to you later. It's absolutely nuts here!'
When political correctness goes too far.
"The Resdskins, the Rebel Flag....The politically correct weenies are taking away all of my symbols! What's the world coming to?!"
Ghost of Happy Holidays Future
Something for everyone!
Wishing you a Very Merry Politically Correct Holiday and a Non-Offensive but Happy New Year!