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"Hey, do you want to be on the news tonight or not? This is a sound bite, not the Gettysburg Address. Just say what you have to say, Senator, and get the hell off."
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"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."
'To balance our commentary, we now present the view of an 'uninformed source''
"One day Merle decided he had enough of politics."
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'Today a congressional committee held an inquiry on 'why pro-American rioting never breaks out'.'
"Welcome to hell. The only thing you're allowed to watch down here is politics."
'I need to wear this. Otherwise, I would get stomach trouble when I read political news.'
"I've just listened to all the political news. I think I'm going to go back to sleep.
'Here are the latest poll results...'hype' leads 'truth' by a 2-1 margin.'
White house - 'News leak du jour'.
"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"
"Don't feel bad, Boy. No one can understand politics these days."
"In Washington today, people who should resign didn't, and people who shouldn't resign did."
"You're a 'Progressive Conservative' politician. What exactly does that mean?"
'Still do you believe in politics?'
'No we wont be friends with the U.S. . . .who else would we have to blame when things go wrong?'
'In political news, GOP candidates watched old Reagan movies so they could appear more 'Reaganesque'.'
'The government announced it is keeping the economy moving by hiring more spin doctors, apologists, and popularity pollsters.'
'The president said he wants to send NASA to the 'red planet' to put an end to communism in the solar system.'
'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'
"For the latest in politics, I hand you over to Barb, who will mold your simpleton minds like clay. Barb?"
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"To get some idea of the trouble we're in - imagine I'm president. . ."
Political Satire. . .
"Can I call you back? Your dad's blown another gasket, and I can't find a spare anywhere."