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"No matter who's in office, the political landscape stays the same."
"You can't simply throw money at a problem; it has to be someone else's money."
"I could run for office, but as a lobbyist, why would I want to give up all my power?"
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"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."
"I hope you're not planning to run for political office in the future."
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Bingham for District 3 - A loathing for ethnic and gender-based humor,
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Secretary of Comedy Meeting with Other Cabinet Members
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J. Marney - 20 years of public service, zero charges of sexual misconduct.
'And this is our state bird, Frank.'
"'Fact Checkers?' Are so last year. From now on, we will be known as: Lie Interpreters."
'If only more leaders had the same respect for the public.'
"I suppose politics would be interesting, but I wouldn't want to go on the rubber chicken circuit."
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"Our findings suggest you weren't properly vetted, Mister Fetchy. First of all, you're not even a Mister."
"But if there were a Secretary of Clothing I'd nominate Bill Blass."
"I've been in office for 20 years. Thank goodness for voter apathy!"
'How can they call us a do-nothing congress? I've attended 200 fundraisers this year.'
"This guy yells louder than everyone else! I think I'll vote for him!"
"It's better being out of power. Then your base loves you for doing nothing."
'In a democratic society, doesn't it make sense to vote for a democrat?'
'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'
'Remember, you can't please everyone in this world...especially when you're pandering to your base.'
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'...and while my opponent has accepted bribes from foreigners, I've only accepted them from red-blooded Americans!'
Political Tie Knots