Political Polls Cartoons and Comics

Sale! 30% off. Margin of error plus or minus 4%.

"You're not there yet, but keep going. You've got to find something the voters like."

Do you agree that national polls are fair and unbiased, or are you some kind of moron?'

"And don't waste your time canvassing the whole building, young man. We think alike."

Polls

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

"Remember, your last speech, you got 15,000 tweets per minute to shut up...."

"All data indicates your numbers will improve once voters get over your yuck factor."

'So, can I put you down as undecided?'

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

Entering N.Y. Times/CBS News Poll

'No, I'm not going to stop back when you have an opinion.'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Pollsters.

The US election is over.

Two-Thirds Approval Rating

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

"Yes I flip fop, but only on land."

Pollster

"You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote."

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"The latest numbers are in. More voters want you to drop out than run."