Political Polls Cartoons and Comics

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"You're not there yet, but keep going. You've got to find something the voters like."

Do you agree that national polls are fair and unbiased, or are you some kind of moron?'

"And don't waste your time canvassing the whole building, young man. We think alike."

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

"Remember, your last speech, you got 15,000 tweets per minute to shut up...."

'So, can I put you down as undecided?'

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

Entering N.Y. Times/CBS News Poll

'No, I'm not going to stop back when you have an opinion.'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Pollsters.

The US election is over.

Two-Thirds Approval Rating

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

"Yes I flip fop, but only on land."

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

Pollster

"So apart from 'keeping our f****g noses out of the NHS and stopping using it as a sodding political football' is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

'If you tell me which Obama U want...I'll get him for you!'

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."