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Political Science 101: This semester's topics - twisting of facts, manipulation, power-grabbing.
"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."
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'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'
"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."
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"This is where you end up when you had a humanities major in college....I should have gone with poli-sci!"
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'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'
'I'm majoring in political science and minoring in ballet - I want to be a spin doctor.'
Time/Temp/Quality of Life
'I need some help with my homework, Dad -- do you know anybody who's any good at political science?'
'I need some help with my homework, Dad -- do you know anybody who knows anything about political science?'
In the Political Science section of the library a man is reading a book entitled: 'What to do until the spin doctor comes.'
Political Definitions: Brinkmanship
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"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"
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"I'm finding that getting into the social science class is difficult ... it's all so political."
'Well, you ought to at least minor in political science.'
The Election: Who's winning? Why?
"I'm running late for my Political Spin class, Julie. We'll talk later in Civil Discord."
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Where does it all end up?
I wonder who's Kissinger now?
'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'
Politics: Fiction, Non Fiction & Depends on Point of View.
'Yes, dad, I mis-spoke my math grade, covered-up my reprimand from the dean, and cheated on an English quiz, but I'm getting an A in political science.'
'Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, scissors cut paper, so I get to teach Poli. Sci.'