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Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.
2011 Violently Swingin' Hard Right
"Typical - whenever there's an election politicians move closer to the centaur."
"When did you start believing that politically you were part of the lunatic middle?"
"He's running on a new 'Radical Moderate' ticket."
"Click on your political views, and we'll slant the news accordingly."
'Am I left-brained or right-brained? I try to avoid politics entirely.'
"The problem with the left is they never attack people the right don't like."
"Left or right, it doesn't matter a gorillas is a gorilla."
'As you can see from our map, the Rebublican National Convention is to far to the right to be directly hit by Hurricane Issac.'
Guide with an arrow for a head.
HMO to the Lunatic Fringe: 'Leftwing...Rightwing'.
'I'm the only candidate who can hold the middle, and appeal to the lunatic fringe!'
'The Liberal Democrat Club is not what it was...'
"He can't tell his left from his right."
'At least it's not as crowded as the centre ground.'
"Would you say your politics are middle of the road?"
"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."
"Even if you are a right-leaning individual, Sir, you still need a functioning left turn signal."
"Everything is so polarized now voters are either ultra left, ultra right, or ultra middle."
"When you yelled 'hard left', I thought you were being political."