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"I don't think you can distance yourself from the White House on this one. After all, you are the President."
'Are we talking about political reality, media reality or the real reality?'
"What about 'transformed'. . . we haven't used that yet!"
"It's serious, congressman. You have foot-in-mouth disease."
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'Mr. Ryan you did not scale K2 in the nude...and you did vote for defense cuts, which you now say didn't happen.'
Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...
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"Just remember to say one thing, do the opposite, then take credit for both - win, win!"
"Voters want transparency. Instead of spin, let's give them outrageous lies anyone can see through."
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"I envision a movie about a congressman - 'American Spinner'."
"I'm a politician. All I need is one that has a spin cycle."
"Recommended by 4 out of 5 congressmen, Senator."
"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"
Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.
'That concludes my prepared remarks. I will now skillfully evade questions from the audience.'
'Work this over until 'Deficit Spend' sounds like 'Positive Spin'.'
'If we eliminate 'poverty', I'm sure our spin doctors will come up with a kinder, gentler word for it.'
How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.
'I only hear good things from your spin doctors. . .'
'I'm having my spin doctors work on 'Deficit Spending' so it sounds more positive.'
'I love D.C..'
'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'
'Wait a minute - I thought you were the enemies of peace and liberty, oppressors of the common man and godless servants of injustice.'
'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'
"I may have promised to provide health care for every person on the planet...but I did not state which planet."
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