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"A slurry of radioactive high-sulphur antibiotic-resistant carbon, please."
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Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.
'I'm polluting for 2.'
'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'
'They moved our industry accross the Mexican border,and all we get is the smoke!'
"You want both? C'mon - get serious - we can only afford one."
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'We went to this marvellous place in Scotland, where, at night, there's absolutely no light pollution. Honestly, you've never seen such darkness - we got mugged.'
“Is the smoke bothering you?”
'Good, I see we're finally going green.'
'One day son, all this will be Yours...'
'Turns out the sky was the limit.'
"May we enlist you support, sir, in healing the wounded planet?"
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'What day is trash pickup around here?'
'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'
"The good news is he won't survive to say 'I told you so.'"
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'It's no miracle - it's just solid industrial waste.'
'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'
'Just like at home, the Martians are dumping industrial waste in their fabled canals.'
"When are you getting rid of that guzzler of yours?"
"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."
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'The devil with the food chain. I like mercury.'
'A lot of detergents down here - everything tastes funny, but we've never been cleaner.'