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How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.
"Polly wants to blog about crackers."
Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...
"I think what Polly really want is approval."
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"Who here likes impressions?"
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'No, I didn't say I WANT a cracker. I said I'm GOING crackers from sitting on this perch day after day, month after month, year after year!'
'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'
'Loook, lady, my name is Frank, not Polly, and I don't want no stinkin' cracker!'
'I asked for more than a cracker and look where it got me!'
'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'
"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"
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'Poke me once more with your finger, buster,and I'll show you what polly can say.'
'When Polly wants a cracker, she means NOW!'
"Polly want a comprehensive overhaul of the subprime mortgage lending industry!"
'Polly wants a T-bone steak.'
'C'mon, sweetie, say it one more time for mommy,,,Polly,, Polly
"Great, there's cat food listed, but can you see 'crackers' on master's shopping list?"
"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."
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Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.
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"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."
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"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."
"Could you bring me some caviar with those crackers?"
"Obviously, if the only thing you keep on repeating is "Polly wants a cracker", you're bound to put on weight..."