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King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."
"I want to start seeing richer people."
"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."
"I've made a list of all the reasons why I married you and a list of all the reasons I married that guy Bob from down the hall, and I think I may have broken the law."
"It's not a zero sum game, Maureen. Just because I've met someone else doesn't mean I've stopped loving you."
"I bumped into a new girlfriend last night."
"Alice, you have to make a decision. This is still a monogamy state."
'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'
Middle eastern gentleman in bathroom with towels: His, hers, hers, hers.