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"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"
"According to the polygraph, you may be worshipping a false idol."
'And everyone says you never lie...'
Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.
"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"
"And if you did, why did you cross the road?"
Lie Detector Sales Figures
'Kids, here I am, all hooked up to this lie detector, ready to tell you all about Zapples, the exciting new breakfast cereal...'
'No, a defibrillator isn't isn't the same as a polygraph. You can keep lying as usual.'
'Sounds like a good deal. Would you be willing to take a polygraph test?'
'You want a polygraph, right?'
"I suspect you've been lying to yourself for years. Are you willing to take a polygraph test?"