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A politician making a speech is connected to a polygraph machine.
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"I was afraid I was lying to myself, but, thank God, I passed the polygraph."
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"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"
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'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have your doctor check your pressure.'
'Any luck, Diogenes?'
"According to the polygraph, you may be worshipping a false idol."
'And everyone says you never lie...'
"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."
"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"
"And if you did, why did you cross the road?"
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"Who's a good boy? Are you a good boy?"
'Kids, here I am, all hooked up to this lie detector, ready to tell you all about Zapples, the exciting new breakfast cereal...'
'No, a defibrillator isn't isn't the same as a polygraph. You can keep lying as usual.'
Buddy take a Colliegraph test.
'Well Sarge, the polygraph results were inconclusive, but judging by his body language, I know he's lying.'
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"It's standard procedure now after a sick day. Tell me...what were your symptoms?"
Denise was finally going to resolve this matter with a polygraph machine she found on Ebay.
'According to this, you ate all the pies.'
'Sit down. I'll like to discuss your expense account.'
'Bad news, I'm afraid. You've passed your lie detector test.'
'Now, how big was that fish again?'
'You want a polygraph, right?'