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Snowman picking up snow dog poo
The 5 blind men and the perception of reality.
'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."
Tags:theres a fly in my soup, there's a fly in my soup, fly, flies, soup, soups, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, customer service, bad service, poo, poos, excrement, human excrement, table service, complaint, complain, complaints, complaining, customer complaint, customer complaints, irony, ironic, fourth fall, break the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, crouton, croutons
Where Yule Logs Come From.
'I miss the good ol' days when a bear could actually 'you know what' in the woods!'
Tags:bear, bears, forest, forests, dump, dumps, dumping, dumped, rubbish, litter, litters, litterer, litterers, litter bug, litter bugs, wood, woods, ranger, rangers, park ranger, park rangers, miss, misses, missed, missing, recycle, recycles, recycling, recycled, toilet, toilets, poo, poos, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'This ice cream tastes like *@#!'
'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'
Tags:poo, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, pooper scooper, scoop, scoops, pooper scoopers, scooping, scooped, scoopers, scooper, shovel, shovels, spade, spades, big dog, big dogs, small dog, small dogs, little dog, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:parrot, parrots, parroted, parroting, imitate, imitating, imitation, imitations, imitator, imitators, copy, copying, copy cat, copy-cat, toilet humour, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, cloakroom, cloakrooms, lavatory, lavatories, w.c.w.c.s, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, going to the toilet, farts, fart joke, fart jokes, poo, pooing, excrement, excretion, pet, pets, pet parrot, pet parrots, pet owner, pet owners
'Next door's dog is doing its business on our lawn again!'
"As billionaires, we should eat all of that steaming warm pie."
Tags:billionaire, billionaires, warm pie, warm pies, steaming pile, wealth inequality, financial inequality, fat cat, fat cats, fat-cat, fat-cats, businessmen, businessman, ceo, ceos, chief exec, chief execs, chief executive, chief executives, idiom, idioms, steaming piles, poo, poos, bull, nonsense
Everyone has a good novel inside them.
'We say cock-a-doodle-doo', not 'caca, doo-doo, poo'.'
Break Glass in Case of Emergency
'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'
New York Scatological Society
Tags:doorman, doormen, door man, door men, poo, poos, bird poo, bird poop, pigeon, pigeons, vermin, pigeon poo, excrement, feces, faeces, toilet humour, scientist, scientists, society, societies, examine, examining, fascinated, fascination, fascinations, poo on shoe, stepping in poo, stepped in poo, excretion, excretions, new york, new york city, ny, nyc
Betting With Cow Chips.
"You're not getting enough fibre."
Sign in woods reads: No Dumping.
Zen Litter Box
Tags:cat, cats, kitten, kittens, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, litter box, litter boxes, zen, orchid, orchids, flower, flowers, zen flower, zen flowers, zen flower pond, zen flower ponds, pond, ponds, relax, relaxing, relaxation, calm, calmness, calming, sophisticated, sophistication, poo, cat poo, cat poos, cat poop, cat poop, dung, cat dung
'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'
Dinnertime at the Coprophagists