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Six people walk one dog.
Tags:incompetent, incompetence, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, inefficient, inefficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, redundant, redundancy, useless, uselessness, too many cooks, waste of energy, wastes of energy, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pooch, pooches, look after, looked after, leash, leashes, lead, leads
'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'
'Sparky, three more pinot toilette'
'I'm getting cinnamon, brandy nutmeg, a hint of alsation...'
Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, terriers, hounds, mutts, pooch, canine, bed, bedtime, sleep, night, nighttime, night-time, insomnia, sleepless, real estate, property, land, land rights, boundary, boundaries, compromise, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior
A Golden Non-Retriever
A dog chases Santa's sleigh.
Tags:pet, pets, cat, cats, dog, dogs, tennis, tennis player, tennis players, doggo, doggos, doubles, double, doubles tennis, tennis players, couple, couples, match, matches, feline, felines, canine, canines, doggie, doggies, sport, sports, best, man's best friend, personified, personification, pooch, puppies, kitten, kittens, cats vs dogs, cat vs dog, husband and wife, husbands, wife, wives
First Class Pooch
Tags:first class, first-class, dog, dogs, pooch, pooches, hound, hounds, pet, pets, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, airliner, airliners, jet, jets, host, hostess, air host, air hostess, cocktail, cocktails, luxury, luxuries, high society, upper class, upper crust, fine dining, fly, flight, flights, flying
'I'm Dr. Pooches and I'll be your den...Oh, boy.'
'It's nothing personal...It's just business.'
"He's right - you only said he couldn't sleep on the bed."
Tags:pedant, pedants, pedantic, letter of the law, obey, obeys, obeying, dog, dogs, pooch, pooches, sleep, sleeps, sleeping arrangement, sleeping arrangements, on the bed, in the bed, technicality, technicalities, technical detail, technical details, slave to your dog, slave to my dog, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians
"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."
A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pooch, pooches, exercise, exercises, walk, walks, snow, snows, blow, blows, blower, blowers, snowblower, snowblowers, clean, cleans, scoop, scoops, scooping, shovel, shovels, shovelling, shoveller, plough, ploughs, ploughing, plougher, ploughers, clear, clears, close to home
DOG WALKERS 'We were out anyway, why not protest?'
"Stop annoying my pooch!"
"Forget about the dog. Watch out for the old lady."
Tags:dog, bulldog, bulldogs, puppy, pooch, english bulldog, pet, pit bull, pit bulls, guard dogs, guard dog, old lady, senior, senior citizen, danger, dangerous, security, attack dog, attack dogs, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, protection, pet, pets, misconception, misconceptions
'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'
'Can you believe this? Do we swim in HIS water bowl?'
'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'
Northern Peeping Hound: Gives a whole new meaning to the term watch dog.
'She's at obedience school where you should be!'
'... the chicken is no longer poached . . . it's Pooched.'