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Snowman picking up snow dog poo
"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."
Tags:display, displays, display model, display models, toilet, toilets, toilet seat, toilet seats, home furnishing, home furnishings, furnishing, furnishings, bathroom, bathrooms, showroom, showrooms, demo, demos, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrate, demonstrates, demonstrating, display, displays, display purposes, inappropriate, use, uses, using, poop, poops, pooping, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."
Tags:theres a fly in my soup, there's a fly in my soup, fly, flies, soup, soups, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, customer service, bad service, poo, poop, poos, poops, excrement, human excrement, table service, complaint, complain, complaints, complaining, customer complaint, customer complaints, irony, ironic, fourth fall, break the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, crouton, croutons
"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."
Tags:poop, poops, droppings, business, businessmen, coworker, coworkers, accident, accidental, pooped, number two, feces, crap, toilet, toilets, toilet humour, toilet humor, what happens in vegas stays in vegas, what happens here stays here, confidential, secret, secretive, poop joke, poop jokes, weird, embarrassed, embarrassing, accident, accidents, toilet trained, toilet training, diaper, diapers, nappy, nappies
Tags:poo, poop, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, pooper scooper, scoop, scoops, pooper scoopers, scooping, scooped, scoopers, scooper, shovel, shovels, spade, spades, big dog, big dogs, small dog, small dogs, little dog, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:parrot, parrots, parroted, parroting, imitate, imitating, imitation, imitations, imitator, imitators, copy, copying, copy cat, copy-cat, toilet humour, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, cloakroom, cloakrooms, lavatory, lavatories, w.c.w.c.s, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, going to the toilet, fart, farts, farting, fart joke, fart jokes, poo, pooing, poop, excrement, excretion, pet, pets, pet parrot, pet parrots, pet owner, pet owners
'Next door's dog is doing its business on our lawn again!'
"As billionaires, we should eat all of that steaming warm pie."
Tags:billionaire, billionaires, warm pie, warm pies, steaming pile, wealth inequality, financial inequality, fat cat, fat cats, fat-cat, fat-cats, businessmen, businessman, ceo, ceos, chief exec, chief execs, chief executive, chief executives, idiom, idioms, steaming piles, poo, poos, poop, poops, bull, nonsense
Everyone has a good novel inside them.
Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'
"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"
'You're loving this, aren't you?'
'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'
New York Scatological Society
Tags:doorman, doormen, door man, door men, poo, poos, poop, poops, bird poo, bird poop, pigeon, pigeons, vermin, pigeon poo, scatology, scatologist, scatologists, excrement, feces, faeces, scatological study, scatological studies, toilet humour, scientist, scientists, society, societies, examine, examining, fascinated, fascination, fascinations, poo on shoe, stepping in poo, stepped in poo, excretion, excretions, scatological humour, new york, new york city, ny, nyc
"Hand over the sandwich or I'll crap on your parents."
Tags:seagull, seagulls, gull, gulls, threat, threats, threatening, threaten, threatens, bread, sandwich, sandwiches, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, poop, poops, pooping, bird poop, bird droppings, droppings, scare, scares, scaring, scary, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
Congratulations on passing your driving test. But do you know what to do when a bird sh**s on your windscreen? Never ask her out again.
'The one with four legs must be the leader.'
Zen Litter Box
Tags:cat, cats, kitten, kittens, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, litter box, litter boxes, zen, orchid, orchids, flower, flowers, zen flower, zen flowers, zen flower pond, zen flower ponds, pond, ponds, relax, relaxing, relaxation, calm, calmness, calming, sophisticated, sophistication, poo, poop, cat poo, cat poos, cat poop, cat poop, dung, cat dung
'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'
"I just did a huge one in my diaper."
Dinnertime at the Coprophagists
"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"
'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'
Dung Beetle Drive Thrus - 'I'd like a number two meal.'