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"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."
Tags:display, displays, display model, display models, toilet, toilets, toilet seat, toilet seats, home furnishing, home furnishings, furnishing, furnishings, bathroom, bathrooms, showroom, showrooms, demo, demos, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrate, demonstrates, demonstrating, display, displays, display purposes, inappropriate, use, uses, using, pooping, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation
Everyone has a good novel inside them.
"I would like to speak to my representative concerning pigeons."
Tags:lady liberty, liberty, statue of liberty, pigeon, pigeons, representative, representatives, concern, concerns, concerning, concerned, national monument, national monuments, litter, littering, litters, littered, pooping, pooped, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaned, customer service, customer services, call, called, calling, calls, national symbol, national symbols, cleanliness, janitorial services
"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"
"Hand over the sandwich or I'll crap on your parents."
Tags:seagull, seagulls, gull, gulls, threat, threats, threatening, threaten, threatens, bread, sandwich, sandwiches, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, pooping, bird poop, bird droppings, droppings, scare, scares, scaring, scary, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
"I just did a huge one in my diaper."
New York Scatological society.
A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.
"This is what happens to little doggies who poopie on the church lawn."
"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."
Tags:dog, dogs, crap, craps, crapping, poo, pooping, housebroken, housebreaking, mess, messes, messy apartment, messy apartments, messy flat, messy flats, date, dates, dating, single life, casual encounter, casual encounters, dog, dogs, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience training, obedience trainer, obedience trainers, obedience school, obedience schools, slob, slobs, slovenly
Pooper Bowl Sunday.
"Laugh? I almost s**t myself."
Dog Management: Eat and Poop.
'Hey Mr. Penny, the squirrel is digging up your grass!'
"Oh, I am truly sorry. I must have somehow invited a party pooper."
Billy hadn't been on the toilet for quite a while, but, he had a feeling it could be a big one.
'I told you to go and SIT in the corner!'
'Welcome. My name's Dave. I'm the boss, and this is my number two.'
"Amusing bouquet, without being hilarious."
'How typical. I'm gonna score a direct hit and none of my friends are here to see it...'
'I'm afraid they won't fall for that one again!'
Small feral human poops on large anthropomorphized bird.
'YAY! Grass gravy!'