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"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."
Tags:display, displays, display model, display models, toilet, toilets, toilet seat, toilet seats, home furnishing, home furnishings, furnishing, furnishings, bathroom, bathrooms, showroom, showrooms, demo, demos, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrate, demonstrates, demonstrating, display, displays, display purposes, inappropriate, use, uses, using, poop, poops, pooping, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation
Everyone has a good novel inside them.
"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"
"Hand over the sandwich or I'll crap on your parents."
Tags:seagull, seagulls, gull, gulls, threat, threats, threatening, threaten, threatens, bread, sandwich, sandwiches, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, poop, poops, pooping, bird poop, bird droppings, droppings, scare, scares, scaring, scary, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
"I just did a huge one in my diaper."
A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.
"This is what happens to little doggies who poopie on the church lawn."
Pooper Bowl Sunday.
"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."
Tags:dog, dogs, crap, craps, crapping, poo, poop, poops, pooping, housebroken, housebreaking, mess, messes, messy apartment, messy apartments, messy flat, messy flats, date, dates, dating, single life, casual encounter, casual encounters, dog, dogs, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience training, obedience trainer, obedience trainers, obedience school, obedience schools, slob, slobs, slovenly
"Laugh? I almost s**t myself."
Dog Management: Eat and Poop.
Tags:dog, dogs, manager, managers, management, managements, managing, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, poop, poops, eat, eats, eating, pooping, pet, pets, in tray, in trays, out tray, out trays, inbox, inboxes, outbox, outboxes, desk, desks, non sequitur
'Hey Mr. Penny, the squirrel is digging up your grass!'
"Oh, I am truly sorry. I must have somehow invited a party pooper."
'I told you to go and SIT in the corner!'
Billy hadn't been on the toilet for quite a while, but, he had a feeling it could be a big one.
'Welcome. My name's Dave. I'm the boss, and this is my number two.'
"Amusing bouquet, without being hilarious."
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, poo, poos, poop, poops, pooping, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, foodie, foodies, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, connoisseur, connoisseurs, snob, snobs, food, snobbery, gourmet, gourmets
'How typical. I'm gonna score a direct hit and none of my friends are here to see it...'
'I'm afraid they won't fall for that one again!'
Small feral human poops on large anthropomorphized bird.
'YAY! Grass gravy!'
Jeff has a Case of the Squits.
Jeff had to use the loo fast, he had the Turtle Head.