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Superhero in need of an eye test.
Tags:eyesight, farsighted, farsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight, nearsighted, nearsightedness, short sighted, long sighted, eye test, eye tests, optician, opticians, superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, accident, accidents, unprofessional, eye doctor, eye doctors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes
"It's a very mild prescription but these Italian frames seem to have a placebo effect"
Tags:desert, deserts, lost in the desert, cactus, cacti, shadow, shadows, mistake, mistakes, disappointment, disappointments, abandoned, dehydration, alone, calling for help, friends, greeting, greetings, going mad, isolated, isolated, cliche, cliches, hopeless, short sighted, short sightedness, nearsighted, nearsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight
"Have you seen the glasses I had on when I came in."
'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'
"Gee, I never thought of that. Maybe I do need glasses."
As you get older your eyesight may fade a little....which is a good job all things considered.
'It's getting worse. Wanna go out sometime?'
'You really do need new glasses!'
'Of course you still look good Darling, but then again, I have bad eyesight...'
'Hey, where's my dog?'
'What are you grinning at? You think it's funny getting old?' (Man talking to no U turn sign).
Aged CEO mistakes window for sales/profits graph.
"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."
'I lost my glasses in the woods and was glad this horse came along.'
"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"
Tags:glasses, lost glasses, losing your glasses, spectacles, losing your spectacles, giant, giants, monster, monsters, short sighted, long sighted, farsighted, nearsighted, farsightedness, nearsightedness, short-sighted, far-sighted, destruction, blindness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight, failing eyesight
'I still can't see a thing. Do you have an easier eye chart?'
"You have a left distal prismatic distortion with a cylindrical f1 of -0.25,double astigmatism and a right eye spherical axis bias - in short Mr Wormold,you're as blind as a bat."
"You know, it would be a lot easier to find my glasses if I had my glasses on!"
"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, optometry, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, opthalmologists, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye chart, eye charts, eyesight, glasses, denial, in denial, legally blind, male pride, poor eyesight, spectacles, eye test, blind, sight, vision, shortsighted, nearsighted, doctor, doctors, corrective lenses, eye, vision
"Dr Wilson, are you sure your eyesight's okay?"
"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."
"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"
'OK, Doug, don't tell Bill because he'll fire me, but everything a foot in front of my face is a blur.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, umpire, ump, umpires, blind, cant see, not fit for the job, not fit for work, baseball umpire, baseball ump, referee, referees, refereeing, refereed, ref, mistake, mistaken, blur, blurry, blurred, eyesight, eye sight, poor eyesight, poor eye sight, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Crud I forgot my glasses.'
Tags:physicist, physicists, physics, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, star, stars, planet, planets, space, galaxy, galaxies, universe, universes, telescope, telescopes, observatory, observatories, poor eyesight, bad eyesight, glasses, spectacles, eye, eyes, forgetful, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys