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"All this cheap GPS says is that we're getting warmer!"
'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'
"The best things in life are free. The worst are $19.95."
'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''
'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'
Style and Substance.
If our customers are angry about our useless, lousy products, I'm sure we could get out of the slump by selling empty wrappers instead!
"You're right, Doris - it was made in India."
"They don't make them the way they used to!"
'What the wig lacked in quality, it made up for in quantity.'
Prisoner Painting With Food
"Oh God! Not another one!"
"Apart from it being a **** pile of ***** with no **** idea about ****, were you happy with the service today?"
"Yes, this is a pirated video. How could you tell?"
"What's up? No trash in your paper today?"