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"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."
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"You can never find those effing guys in their own effing store."
'Are you the one whose meat was undercooked?'
"All right. You can keep it as long as you're on hold, but then you have to turn it in."
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'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'
'Is anything O.K.?'
"Cooling off period? I'm so cold I'll probably never use your services again!"
"I detect notes of black cherry with a definite undercurrent of poorly washed dishes."
Man stranded on an island tries to get wifi coverage.
'Sorry, I can't take your order right now...I'm on my coffee break.'
"What do I have to do to get the bartender's attention? Set myself on fire?"
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'I think he's recognized us: I told you we should have left a tip last time...'
'Sorry it took so long, lady. Let me warm the pizza up a bit for ya.'
Annoyed by slow waiters, the Weltners began bringing skeleton costumes whenever they ate out.
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'He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown.'
"I don't know why they call you a waiter... I'm the one that's been doing all the waiting!"
"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."
"He said his name was Joseph when he told us he'd be our waiter this evening."
"We're shorthanded - open your own!"
'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'
'If it's not on the shelf - we don't have it!'
'You are quite right, the soup is cold.'
"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."