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"Meet The Author"
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Pop-up guy in a pop-up house in a pop-up town
'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'
Good intentions last a month on average
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Pop up hell
"So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good."
Your computer is not fully protected...
'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'
Benefits of Books
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'You've been working with computer software too long, Timpleton.'
'Our pop-up is big, but it's not that big. So put your big screen TV, stero and computer back in the house!'
'Our last pop up was a bit too small. However, that should no longer be a problem.'
"You should have enabled 'Block Pop-Up Windows' before you rubbed the lamp."
Man sees pop-up ad on chalkboard.
'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'
'My computer controls all of my appliances. Since I installed pop up blocker software, my toaster doesn't work.'
Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.
2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."
"Ouch ... Look Guinevere, I've got you a pop-up toaster."
'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'
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Karate pop up book knocks man out.
"Well, perhaps you shouldn't carry your pop-up umbrella in your back pocket, Dear!"
'Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about God.'