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'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'
If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?
"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"
The Cremation of Orville Redenbacher,
'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'
Just Like a Movie
"I'm starting to wish we'd never bought him that thing."
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'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'
'It appears he was popped.'
'Sir, are you regurgitating food from outside the theater?'
'Are your ears popping?'
'Your mother's having hot flashes. Now watch the movie, be quiet, and enjoy your snack.'
"Wonderful - this will be the absolute best popcorn anyone has ever seen."
Mr. Snak: Guarantee - Nothing at Mr. Snack has the minimum daily requirement of anything.
'Not everything is a dog treat!'
'Say, aren't you the guy who owns the theater I go to? The one with $5 small sodas and $6 popcorn?. . . Well then, you'll understand if my bill for unstopping your sink is $33,000?'
'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'
It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.
"You think I turn a profit on the actual therapy?"
"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."
"How many times do I have to tell you not to get the large-sized popcorn?"
"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."
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Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.
'Um two adults, that'll be $18.'