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'Now the Pope's on Twitter, do you think he'll open a Papal account?'
The Sistine Chapel-circa 1512
'What is this, some kind of joke?'
'They are not pilgrims. They are pilgrim$!'
After a rare sighting, a string of phrases is born,
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
The Pope tweets
Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).
A surprise in heaven
'If the Pope is pious, does that mean he's full of pie?'
Upcoming Vatican Announcements
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'What a salesman. He could sell a double bed to the Pope.'
"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"
"So, were you nervous when you met the Pope?"
"Saturday night, Your Eminence. The nuns are ready for their bath."
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"Whoa, our cartoonist is named after the patron saint of bulk email - St. Francis of a Cc."
Decisions a Pope makes
"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."
"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"
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"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."
Great Twitterers of the past.
The Pope cooking some popadoms for Popes
Pope gets tattoos
Pope Pius sainthood.