Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Now the Pope's on Twitter, do you think he'll open a Papal account?'
The Sistine Chapel-circa 1512
"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."
Tags:baby bear, baby bears, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, hiker, hikers, hiking, hike, hikes, hiked, pope, papacy, papacies, popes, predator, predators, prey, preys, bear attack, bear attacks, mothering instinct, mothering instincts, motherhood, mama bear, mama bears, rambler, ramblers, rambling, walker, walkers, countryside, protective instinct, protective instincts, protectiveness, wildlife
'What is this, some kind of joke?'
'They are not pilgrims. They are pilgrim$!'
After a rare sighting, a string of phrases is born,
Pope Francis allows Same-Sex Civil Unions.
Tags:pope, popes, pope francis, catholic, catholics, catholocism, strict, rule, rules, change, changes, changing, heart, hearts, rainbow, rainbows, lgbtq, civil union, civil partnerhsip, civil partnerships, allow, allows, allowing, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, modern, modernise, modernising, adapt, adapts, adapting, adaptation, gay rights, right, rights, equal, equals
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
The Pope tweets
A surprise in heaven
'If the Pope is pious, does that mean he's full of pie?'
Upcoming Vatican Announcements
Tags:the vatican, vatican, religion, religious, religiously, religious imagery, catholic church, the catholic church, catholic, catholicism, satire, satirical, parody, parodies, future, predict, prediction, predictions, futuristic, pope, popes, the pope, democritus, science, scientific advancements, scientific, announcement, announcements, recognise, recognize, recognised, recognized, darwin, darwinism, mistake, mistakes, contraception, contraceptive, contraceptives, birth control, birth-control, parody, parodies
'What a salesman. He could sell a double bed to the Pope.'
"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"
"So, were you nervous when you met the Pope?"
"Saturday night, Your Eminence. The nuns are ready for their bath."
Tags:pope, priest, priests, nunnery, nuns, nun, religion, religions, religious, eminence, superiority, superior, abstinence, celibate, celibacy, creep, creepy, religious women, obedience, sisters, bathing, cleaning, clean, sinful, sins, sinning, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrites, look but don't touch, badly behaved
"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."
Tags:physics, physicist, physicists, pope, christianity, christians, religion, religious leader, leaders, conspire, conspiring, co conspirators, co-conspirators, joke, joking, jokester, jokesters, mess around, messing around, prank, pranking, prankster, pranksters, science, scientist, scientists, bar, bar talk, pub, pub talk, having a laugh, have a laugh, co-pope, idea, ideas, freak, freak out, scare, scaring, quitting, giving up, quit
"Whoa, our cartoonist is named after the patron saint of bulk email - St. Francis of a Cc."
Decisions a Pope makes
"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."
"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"
Tags:religion, religious, christianity, christian, christians, catholic, catholics, catholicism, roman catholics, roman catholic, roman catholicism, pope, popes, holiness, papal, papal vestments, clothes, clothing, rain gear, rain wear, water-proof, waterproof, plastic, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, rain, raining, rainy, butler, butlers, assistant, assistants, server, servers, speech, speech, public address, public addresses, vatican, rome, italy, papal address, papal addresses, st. peter's basilica, dress for the weather, dressing for the weather, weather-appropriate clothing, weather-appropriate attire
Great Twitterers of the past.
"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."
Pope gets tattoos