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"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."
"If we don't go, do you suppose anyone is going to assume we weren't invited?"
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"Have you figured out how I can be on the right side of history without being on the wrong side of now?"
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"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."
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"Iron Man—why didn't I think of that?"
Tags:tin man, wizard of oz, rebrand, rebrands, brand, brands, branding, comic book, comic books, comic book movie, comic book movies, superhero, superheroes, popular, popularity, modern update, modern updates, audience, audiences, popularity contest, popularity contests, summer blockbuster, summer blockbusters, generation gap, generation gaps, taste, tastes, jealous, jealousy, success, successful
Congratulations! You now have One Million imaginary friends!
Two-Thirds Approval Rating
"That's one more reason not to like him."
Tags:rampage, rampaging, rampages, warrior, warriors, pillage, pillaging, burning, marauder, marauders, warfare, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, peasant, peasants, warmonger, warmongers, warmongerer, warmongerers, war-mongerer, war-mongerers, war-mongering, unpopularity, popularity contest, popularity contests
"But when Mel Brooks makes fun of everything and everybody the critics cheer!"
"To be honest, I'm only dating you because you're trending."
"You may be man's 'best friend' but I have over 2,123 likes on facebook!"
"My social networking groups aren't doing for me what I thought they would do for me."
"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"
"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."
Tags:god, religion, heaven, angel, marketing, advertising, internet, blogging, funny, heed, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, popularity, popularity contest, popularity contests, word of the lord, god's law, gods law, divine law, divine laws, internet culture, decline of religion, decline of churchgoers, churchgoer, churchgoers, mankoff
'I can't believe how many firms let staff waste time on so-called 'social-networking'.'
He was never picked last because everyone always wanted Father Time on their side.
"...and voted most poplar...'
"Sure people hate politicians. But remember...you're nobody until somebody loathes you!"
'How will we ever decide which holiday parties to attend? I know, we'll just them them in an imaginary hat and pick out an imaginary few from our imaginary friends to imaginarily attend.'
"Ignoring LinkedIn requests is the new 'get lost'."
Secretly, She's Always Hated Young Adam Kassan.
"When I don't like someone, I friend them just so I can unfriend them."
"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."
Tags:burrito, burritos, taco, tacos, sandwich, sandwiches, snack, snacks, mexican cuisine, mexican food, popularity contest, popularity contests, popularity, latino cuisine, spicy food, spicy foods, spice, spices, sandwich filler, sandwich fillers, foodie, foodies, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, food fad, food fads
'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'
"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."