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"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."
"Have you figured out how I can be on the right side of history without being on the wrong side of now?"
Tags:right side of history, partisan, partisans, partisanship, political correctness, politically correct, wrong side of history, politician, politicians, history, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, downside, downsides, principle, principles, principled stand, principled stands, political issue, political issues, partisan issue, divisive issue, divisive issues, political divide, political divides, political division, political divisions, popularity, popularity contest, popularity contests, unpopular, reelection, reelection campaign, reelection campaigns, reelect, reelects, reelecting
"Iron Man—why didn't I think of that?"
Tags:tin man, wizard of oz, rebrand, rebrands, brand, brands, branding, comic book, comic books, comic book movie, comic book movies, superhero, superheroes, popular, popularity, modern update, modern updates, audience, audiences, popularity contest, popularity contests, summer blockbuster, summer blockbusters, generation gap, generation gaps, taste, tastes, jealous, jealousy, success, successful
Congratulations! You now have One Million imaginary friends!
Two-Thirds Approval Rating
"That's one more reason not to like him."
Tags:rampage, rampaging, rampages, warrior, warriors, pillage, pillaging, burning, marauder, marauders, warfare, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, peasant, peasants, warmonger, warmongers, warmongerer, warmongerers, war-mongerer, war-mongerers, war-mongering, unpopularity, popularity contest, popularity contests
"But when Mel Brooks makes fun of everything and everybody the critics cheer!"
"To be honest, I'm only dating you because you're trending."
"You may be man's 'best friend' but I have over 2,123 likes on facebook!"
"My social networking groups aren't doing for me what I thought they would do for me."
"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."
Tags:god, religion, heaven, angel, marketing, advertising, internet, blogging, funny, heed, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, popularity, popularity contest, popularity contests, word of the lord, god's law, gods law, divine law, divine laws, internet culture, decline of religion, decline of churchgoers, churchgoer, churchgoers, mankoff
'I can't believe how many firms let staff waste time on so-called 'social-networking'.'
"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"
He was never picked last because everyone always wanted Father Time on their side.
'How will we ever decide which holiday parties to attend? I know, we'll just them them in an imaginary hat and pick out an imaginary few from our imaginary friends to imaginarily attend.'
"Ignoring LinkedIn requests is the new 'get lost'."
Secretly, She's Always Hated Young Adam Kassan.
"When I don't like someone, I friend them just so I can unfriend them."
"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."
Tags:burrito, burritos, taco, tacos, sandwich, sandwiches, snack, snacks, mexican cuisine, mexican food, popularity contest, popularity contests, popularity, latino cuisine, spicy food, spicy foods, spice, spices, sandwich filler, sandwich fillers, foodie, foodies, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, food fad, food fads
"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."
'If you're going to surveil people, you can't expect to have a lot of facebook friends.'
"Ladies and gentlemen, the wildfires are now under control! That means you can continue to love firemen, and go back to hating the police as usual!"
Tags:firemen, fireman, fire marshal, fire marshals, opinion poll, opinion polls, public opinion, public opinions, popularity, popularity contest, popularity contests, law enforcement, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, wildfire, wildfires, wild fire, wild fires, fire, fires
'Maybe we're not alone in the universe. Maybe it's just nobody likes us.'
'It's so depressing, I can't even get other lemmings to follow me on twitter.'
'Why does nobody love me?'