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Way too many people ahead...
What Population Problem?
"I better go. The grandkids are euthanizing Doris + me tonight."
'On the bright side - the larger the population, the more people there'll be to support your cause.'
'We lemmings no longer jump into the sea! Now we limit our population with birth control!'
"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"
China softens one child policy...
'There will be an eight-hour wait. Would you like a cot?'
'It's mostly that it's population is dense.'
China allows two children
"Sorry darling, you can't go for a kill tonight. It's census night, it would mess up the data!"
"You were right Mum, I did the survey of all the animals on the farm: 95% are female!"
"Move along now, people..."
"This is worrying Dad: The migrating wildebeest count is really low this year..."
Population explosion - 'I blame the parents.'
"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."
"Yikes! They're riddled!"
'Great news Darling: They're doing another round of fox-baiting...'
'Either that figure's wrong or some of my eight billion facebook friends are imposters.'
'Seven billion people - and every one of them a potential purchaser of my book 'The Population Timebomb.''
Planets in solar system form a New World Order.
BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC, 'It's for nuclear family non-proliferation.'
'Well, we may not be able to read, but when these signs pop up, it usually means they're trying to poison us...'