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"I don't care that you're a commodities trader, my eyes are up here."
'Ok, just look natural if you want this to work.'
"I haven't told Barry yet, but I'm planning to be cremated rather than being made into bacon."
Where Summer Sausage Comes From...
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"Don't go BACON my heart..."
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The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.
"You are so lucky I keep kosher."
'Mom, where does bacon come from?'
'NO!!!! I'm NOT going into business with you!!'
"I'm not overweight. I'm just saving my bacon."
"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."
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'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'
"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."
"Let's not call it going to market, I think right sizing sounds better."
'He never aspired to anything better than spam.'
"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."
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In the Steinberg fridge, this romance just wasn't meant to be.
'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'
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"Okay, have I got this right? Three weeks ago your husband accepted an invitation to a barbecue and you haven't seen him since?"
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"Sure I can cure you, but a word of warning, that will only make you twice as tasty."
A trio of local sausages.
World of Cow: #EATPORK
'Behold brethren, the promised land!'
Bacon and eggs and a cross pig.