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'I'm limping because I pulled a hamstring.'
'Push the chicken.'
'Mom, where does bacon come from?'
'What? . . .When you cross a hospital vehicle with a pig?. . .A Hambulance!'
"Oh my God! I DO taste delicious!"
'The next time you do 'This Little Piggy Went to Market,' try to finish before running off to make a pork chop sandwich.'
'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'
'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'
Butcher has caught Flying Pig
'Behold brethren, the promised land!'
'Look at these prices! In my day, you wanted to scare someone, you'd put an apple in your mouth.'
'Our chicken patties are beef and pork.'
'Dear, I believe the expression is: 'never been kissed'.'
Eat more pork.
A Pig's Life
'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!'
'I want you to lay off pork. In fact, I wish everyone would lay off pork.'
'Your kind isn't welcom here.'
'Sire, that suckling pig with an apple in its mouth. . . do you want fries with that?'
'I don't like bacon bits on my salad...'
'It's an historic first�'the bill I introduced is all pork.'
'Wake up and smell the coffee...it's that brown stuff right next to the bacon.'
'Waiter...this pork is tough.'
'Religious scruples prevent me from eating pork.'
The Butcher of 35th street.