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Portion Cartoons and Comics

Portion cartoon 1 of 114


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The Dinner Builiding

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"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

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'For tax purposes. . . we can deduct our $7.00 dinners on our tax return. . . the food wasn't worth $7.00. . . they only gave me one scoop of corn.'

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"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"

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Portion cartoon 5 of 114


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"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

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"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

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Portion cartoon 7 of 114


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"The portions are large, but not so large as to choke a horse."

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"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

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Portion cartoon 9 of 114

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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Portion cartoon 10 of 114

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'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!'

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Portion cartoon 11 of 114

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"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

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Portion cartoon 12 of 114

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"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

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Portion cartoon 13 of 114

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"What'll it be, Tall, Venti or Grande?"

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Portion cartoon 14 of 114

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"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

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Portion cartoon 15 of 114


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"Should anyone inquire, Harrington, our portions are generous, not liberal."

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'I'll pay double for half as much.'

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Portion cartoon 17 of 114

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'Our diets are based on out unique 'portion management system'. Basically we ship your portions to Albuquerque so you can't get at them!'

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Portion cartoon 18 of 114

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'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

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Portion cartoon 19 of 114

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"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

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Portion cartoon 20 of 114


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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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Portion cartoon 21 of 114

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'Oh c'mon, Joy. Have some more! I'm just gonna throw it out.'

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Portion cartoon 22 of 114


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Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

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Portion cartoon 23 of 114

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'He's not happy with the portions in the doggie bag.'

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Portion cartoon 24 of 114

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"'One Trip Per Person', read the sign above the salad bar. Luckily for Dan, he had cheek pouches."

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Portion cartoon 25 of 114

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"I'll photoshop this before I post it on Facebook to make it look like I'm eating a smaller portion."

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