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It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.
'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'
'Smile - it's Van Gogh.'
Wholesale Prices Eliminate the Middleman Direct from the Studio.
"Honestly... I wouldn't get too hung up with her smile."
'I've been framed!'
Found in Cluttered Attic - Whistler's Father.
Money vs Art.
First Prize Rosette in Corner of Canvas.
Art Buyer Running Away with Unfinished Picture.
Model sees artist's canvas: 'I can't paint, but I've really enjoyed trying.'
"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"
'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'
'I paint what I see, in this case a commission worth eight hundred guineas.'
Artist depicts cow as large steak.
'You know how you peeled off that painting and found a Van Gogh underneath? Well... I started thinking, what if there were something even more valuable under that...'
'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'
'I'm sorry Jake,,, I'm starving to death, my hair's a mess, and I just don't feel like posing anymore,'
"You're Tom Holbein the face painter, I thought you was Hans..."
Black and white painting.
'I paint what I feel.'
'It's called 'Portrait of the artist as a young man.'