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'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'
"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."
Do not take fish by unathourized means.
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"I name this ship Moet et Chandon."
Sailor in Car.
Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.
"I'm going to grab a brew, Joey. Give me a squawk if my ship comes in."
'Yes, our cruises allow travellers to choose from several viruses...I mean, ports of call.'
Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.
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"What kind of naval blockade is this?"
'That's not my name ... it's the name of my banker.'
'I have nothing to declare but my genius!'
"She made me promise to write from every port we visited... I just found out she's married the postman."
Tags:sailor, sailors, navy, postmen, postman, post office, post offices, delivery men, delivery man, letter, letters, port, ports, girlfriends, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, unfaithfulness, breakup, breakups, long distance relationship, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, long distance relationships
A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.
'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'
'This light beer reminds me a lot of San Francisco - it's close to water.'
'Sorry Sir, we need to search EVERY vehicle in case you're smuggling illegal immigrants.'
'Shall we join the ladies?'
'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'
'The swabby hated to leave is pigsney for a pigboat.'