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"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."
Neptune: the retirement years.
'Release the Kraken!'
"I'll bet there's an interesting story behind that."
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"Oh, NOW he wears a mask??"
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'Excuse me, Sir, but there's someone here to see you concerning our fishing and offshore drilling operations!'
Littering Fisherman hits Neptune on the head with his beer can.
'It's a little chilly at first, but soon it'll feel really nice.'
"He's forever checking his messages."
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Neptune eats a sea mine.
Solving The Greek Puzzle
King Neptune accidentally getting drilled in the head.
'Supply out of thunderbolts again?'
Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune
King Neptune getting smashed on the head by a Mafia victim with concrete shoes.
King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller
'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'
Pandora's desk - Are you sure I should open it?
'Fine. You can have music. I'll be the god of... of... speedy delivery! I will be The Fleet-Footed Messenger of the Gods.'
'...oh...remind me never to go drinking with Neptune King of the Ocean ever again...'
Island and man
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