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"Uh, hello? My eyes are over here."
'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'
'...Charles is a better kiss-up, so he will be starting in the position right next to me on the bench.'
Gaah! You sank my longship!
You are here. Too bad!
The Pro Bowlers Strike a Pose for their Reunion Photo
'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'
Social positionin system - "What does it say?" "There's bigger dorks than you ten feet ahead."
Charles B. Muckenspucker - warts and all.
"Mother has this habit of wandering off, so we brought her global satellite positioning."
Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.
"I mean, seriously! They can make a smartphone with 256 gigabytes, but they can't this collar any SMALLER?!!!"