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"I misread your ad for a bass player."
Tags:band, bands, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, player, players, misread, misreading, fisherman, fish, fishes, fishing, bass, sea bass, bass player, bass players, member, members, band member, band members, position, positions, guitar, guitars, electric guitar, electric guitars
"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, hiring, hr, h.r., human resources, recruiting, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, interview, interviews, job, jobs, position, positions, candidate, candidates, applicant, applicants, prospective, employee, employees, employment, unemployment, work, resume, resumes, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, movie, movies, film, films, studio, studios, cameo, cameos, role, roles, accounting, best, agent, agents, agency, agencies, actor, actors, acting, talent, modern life
"Why so downward facing, dog?"
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"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."
Tags:job, jobs, job offer, job offers, desire, desires, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruitment, lazy, laziness, position, positions, want, wants, need, needs, new perspective, new perspectives, different perspective, different perspectives, hr department, human resources, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers
A Brief History Of The Campaign
Tags:history, histories, military, military campaign, military campaigns, officer, officers, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairloss, alopecia, bald, balding, stress, stressful, stressed, stress levels, position, positions, frontline, strategy, strategies, fallback, high ground, retreat, retreats, full-scale, rout, routs, routed, temporary, reinforcements, peacekeeping, international, permanent, force, forces, peacekeeper, peacekeepers, jargon, language, word play, wordplay
"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."
Tags:org chart, org charts, organisational chart, organisational charts, organizational chart, organizational charts, company structure, business structure, management structure, complex, complexity, complex business, complex company, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, chart, charts, graph, graphs, position, positions, job title, job titles
"We're grooming him for a new position."
Tags:ape, apes, gorilla, gorillas, monkey, monkeys, groom, grooms, grooming, prepare, prepares, preparing, train, trains, training, teach, teaches, teaching, introduce, introduces, introducing, position, positions, new position, new positions, flea, fleas, flea picking, pun, puns, comb, combs, combing, fur, fur coat, fur coats
A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.
Tags:pregnancy, birth, baby, babies, kid, kids, child, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mom-to-be, mum-to-be, mother-to-be, parent, parents, hospital, hospitals, obstetrician, obstetricians, ob/gyn, ob/gyns, maternity ward, maternity wards, arrow, arrows, up, down, biology, science, medicine, medical, position, positions, upwards, downwards
'No I'm not kidding! Actually trade places! You be his best friend for a while, and I get to be his severest critic!'
"Just a heads up, Hal -- the board plans to promote you to some kind of flavor and fast-track you to aftertaste status by next year."
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'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'
"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."
Tags:yoga, yoga position, yoga positions, positions, position, charley horse, muscle spasm, muscle spasms, inner peace, peace, tranquility, tranquil, relax, relaxation, nirvana, achieve nirvana, salvation, exercise, exercising, unhealthy, inflexible, flexibility, lazy, injury, spasm, spasms, muscle, muscles, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, mental health
"You'll be a perfect addition to our expendable workforce."
Tags:business, businesses, company, companies, corporate, corporation, corporations, management, manager, managers, executive, executives, hierarchy, employee, employees, worker, workers, expendable, unimportant, replaceable, disposable, not important, lowly, low, low man on the totem pole, office life, office, offices, position, positions, rank, ranks, perfect addition, perfect additions, hiring, hire, hired, new worker, new employee, new workers, new employees, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, hr, human resources, h.r.
The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.
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'Remember, guys, there's no 'I'll kill you before I ever budge an inch on any position' in TEAMWORK.'
"I'm straight. I just have bad posture."
A game of tic-tac-toe being played by two chess grandmasters.
"Haven't they oriented you yet, Swenson?"
"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"
"As you were."
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'I can't take the position until I overcome inertia.'
"The management consultants have completed their ?50,000 report, it concludes that all in all, most things considered, accepting a little give and take the overall generality of the position we're in is 'a bit rubbish'!"
'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'
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