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"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."
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"Why so downward facing, dog?"
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A Brief History Of The Campaign
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"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."
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A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.
Tags:pregnancy, birth, giving birth, baby, babies, kid, kids, child, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mom-to-be, mum-to-be, mother-to-be, parent, parents, hospital, hospitals, obstetrician, obstetricians, ob/gyn, ob/gyns, maternity ward, maternity wards, arrow, arrows, up, down, biology, science, medicine, medical, position, positions, upwards, downwards
'No I'm not kidding! Actually trade places! You be his best friend for a while, and I get to be his severest critic!'
'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'
"You'll be a perfect addition to our expendable workforce."
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'Remember, guys, there's no 'I'll kill you before I ever budge an inch on any position' in TEAMWORK.'
A game of tic-tac-toe being played by two chess grandmasters.
"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"
"As you were."
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'I can't take the position until I overcome inertia.'
"The management consultants have completed their ?50,000 report, it concludes that all in all, most things considered, accepting a little give and take the overall generality of the position we're in is 'a bit rubbish'!"
'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'
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'The position I'm looking to fill is not a paying one. You will be happy to know that the company will profit from your hard work.'
"Does this desk make my job look big?"
Tags:job, jobs, position, positions, work, offices, title, boss, bosses, status, promotion, promotions, fashion, fashions, world of work, make my butt look big, advice, advise, advising, opinion, opinions, vanity, executive, executives, fashionista, desk, desks, status symbol, status symbols, job title, job titles, show off, boast, boasting, brag, bragging
'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'
'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'
'These numbers put us in a very difficult position.'
'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'
"I'm trying to position myself as loyal."
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NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'
Lil's Yoga: Now Hiring All Positions