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'I'm not sure if I'm an optimist or a pessimist. . . I see the glass half-clean.'
"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."
How Gerald keeps going
'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'
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Shrew, Resilient, Resourceful, Unemployed
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, businessmen, businessperson, positive, positivity, positive outlook, positive outlooks, buzzword, buzzwords, business talk, business speak, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews
Pollyanna in Hell.
"My leaving Wilkins & Jennings was perfectly amicable. They felt that I should be fired, and I agreed."
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"You will have a nice day."
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"Wake up, Tom. You're having the American dream again."
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'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'
"Look on the dark side."
'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
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"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, eating, dining, dinner, dinnertime, supper, suppertime, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky, fussy, mac'n'cheese, macaroni and cheese, mac and cheese, tuna casserole, tuna noodle casserole, positive feedback, negative feedback, positive, negative, pros, cons, psychology, psychological warfare, manipulative, manipulation
"It could have been worse."
"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."
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"At least he died at home."
Obviously Positive And Negative Attitudes
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'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'
"We're hoping for an uptick."
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There's no such word as "can't".
"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."
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"Is this beautiful weather, or what?"
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'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'