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Daily Affirmations: 'You can succeed!! You are a Peli-'CAN' not a peli-can't.'
How Gerald keeps going
"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."
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'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'
"Well, thank heavens I can still laugh about it!"
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'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'
'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'
'I'm glad you're enthusiastic and energized by the Monday morning meeting...but you've got to be more of a team player.'
A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.
'We don't talk about 'failure' here, we call it 'deferred success'...'
Student reading 'The Power of Positive Thinking' repeats to himself: 'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she . . .'
'He puts a positive spin on everything.'
'There's nothing I can do for you, Ms. Brown - Your optimism is incurable.'
"Let me put it this way, Haroldson. Here at Bannister, Redman & Pinter, we do not consider life one part Seagrams and two parts fun."
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'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'
"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"
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'Think of it this way: the jury has given you 25 years to get your act together.'
"Well executed, both of you!"
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"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."
Bob Smith: Asking For It
'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'
"I like your attitude, Peterson!"
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"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"
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'Wow! Gruel twice in one week, IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!'
You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.