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'We don't talk about 'failure' here, we call it 'deferred success'...'
'I am literally allergic to positivity.'
'The good news is I'm no longer living with my parents.'
"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."
"Don't think of it as having no computer or phone. Think of it as having the ultimate data breach security program."
'What did we do to deserve this...Miraculous bounty of free toilet paper!!!'
'I just try to focus on the positive side of things.'
Books: The Power of Positive Stinking.
The bright side of a nuclear meltdown
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It's not as bad today as it was yesterday party.
'And some sunshine.'
"I believe in the power of positive thinking! If we stay positive, the snow will come!"
"I am a person of value."
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'See? I'm not stuck in a rut.'
"And for sport we've got a spittoon..."
"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"
"Oh crap. I don't think I can."
Today is your present...
"Look on the bright side, boss... you always said you wanted a second loading dock!"
"The good news is that we probably don't need to go to work tomorrow!"
"In order to stay positive, we must combat the forces of evil...I mean, negativity."
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"I'm a glass-half-full guy, so I considered it an exciting time of introspection and personal growth. Of course, others refer to it as triple-max incarceration."