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'We don't talk about 'failure' here, we call it 'deferred success'...'
'I am literally allergic to positivity.'
"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."
"Don't think of it as having no computer or phone. Think of it as having the ultimate data breach security program."
'What did we do to deserve this...Miraculous bounty of free toilet paper!!!'
'I just try to focus on the positive side of things.'
Books: The Power of Positive Stinking.
The bright side of a nuclear meltdown
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It's not as bad today as it was yesterday party.
"I believe in the power of positive thinking! If we stay positive, the snow will come!"
'See? I'm not stuck in a rut.'
"I am a person of value."
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"And for sport we've got a spittoon..."
"I like to think of my situation as having gone from 1000 square feet of environmentally controlled living space to several million square feet of environmentally diverse living space."
"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"
"Oh crap. I don't think I can."
Today is your present...
"Look on the bright side, boss... you always said you wanted a second loading dock!"
"I'm not sure the positive thinking course had the desired effect."
"In order to stay positive, we must combat the forces of evil...I mean, negativity."
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"The good news is that we probably don't need to go to work tomorrow!"
"I'm a glass-half-full guy, so I considered it an exciting time of introspection and personal growth. Of course, others refer to it as triple-max incarceration."