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'Welcome to another one of life's brick walls standing directly in your path! Please select from the following options...'
"As for me, I could stand a little global warming."
How Gerald keeps going
"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."
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"Not so fast, Mr. Hodges."
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"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"
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The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.
'Whoa! Half empty! Definitely half empty!'
"If you've got it, you've got it."
"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."
Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??
"While we haven't actually achieved these results yet the existence of this chart demonstrates our preparation."
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"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."
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'Don't be downhearted, Larry. I believe that when life slams a door in your face, it always opens another one for you somewhere else!'
"Remember, as an environmental attorney, every toxic cloud has a silver lining."
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There's no such word as "can't".
"Is this beautiful weather, or what?"
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'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'
A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.
'We don't talk about 'failure' here, we call it 'deferred success'...'
Student reading 'The Power of Positive Thinking' repeats to himself: 'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she . . .'
'I am literally allergic to positivity.'
I wish I had your optimism, Ted.'
'I guess it's just one of those days.'