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A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.
'Let's put that nasty word out 'plummet' of our minds.'
Positive thinking really helps block out reality.
'I try to think of not having a job as the greatest tax loophole.'
'I hate school shopping! I hate school shopping! I hate. . . School shopping probably won't kill me. . . school shopping probably won't kill me.'
"...think positive...think positive...think positive..."
"I'm not sure the positive thinking course had the desired effect."
Think positive thoughts - 'Out of bounds on the right...water on the left...I'll probably shank it!'
'There is not a thing that medical science can do for you. Have you tried 'wishful thinking'?'
'Poor Fred. Whenever I try to explain what a crummy company this is to work for, he just chuckles and says 'You may be right, but I choose to be happy anyway!''
'Ms. Green, send in someone to curb my optimism.'
'Let's all link hands and think positive thoughts.'
"Some guys have better rafts than Steve... and friends... and jobs... and ears that don't always ring, but no one's got a better attitude."
"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."
"Think positive and only good things will happen..."