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"So, … do you prefer possum or opossum?''
"Possums do get into the strangest places."
'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'
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"Hold on -- your boarding pass says 'possum,' but your passport says 'opossum.'"
Tags:opossum, opossums, possum, possums, airport, airports, airport security, tsa, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, boarding, discrepancy, discrepancies, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, species, marsupial, marsupials, customs, customs agent, customs agents, travel, travels, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, tourist, tourists, tourism, identity, identity crisis
"No no - play dead. What you're doing is indicating."
Tags:possum, possums, opossum, opossums, marsupial, marsupials, play, plays, playing, dead, indicate, indicating, act, actor, actors, actress, actresses, acting, acting school, acting schools, acting coach, acting coaches, acting class, acting classes, perform, performs, performance, performance, direct, directing, director, directors, coach, coaches, instructor, instructors, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing
'Why didn't you go before we left?'
"Ben, you're not a female – you have no idea what it's like."
"Stinkin' fake news!"
"He was born breech."
Tags:opossums, opossum, possum, possums, marsupial, marsupials, born breech, breech, breech birth, breech births, breech presentation, birth, upside-down, upside down, upside-down birth, upside down birth, childbirth, child birth, midwife, mid-wife, mid wife, midwives, midwives, mid wives, midwifery
'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'
"Is he still playing?"
'No, we're not stopping for a potty break every 15 minutes!'
Tags:opossum, possum, possums, opossums, wildlife, wild-life, wild life, marsupial, marsupials, potty break, potty breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, kid, kids, family life, family-life, childhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, road trip, road trips
"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
Tags:opossum, opossums, possum, possums, children, have children, having children, accident, accidents, surprise, surprises, surprising, procreation, procreate, procreates, pregnancy, pregnancies, family planning, family planner, family planners, birth control, birth control pill, birth control pills, baby daddy, baby daddies, baby mama, baby mamas
'Quit playing around!'
The Five Burrows.
Tags:animal, animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, groundhog, groundhogs, mouse, mice, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, woodchuck, woodchucks, mole, moles, possum, possums, opossum, opossums, underground, burrow, burrows, burrowing, tunnel, tunnels, hole, holes, habitat, habitats, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, borough, boroghs, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, manhattan, brooklyn, queens, the bronx, staten island, real estate, property, properties, wordplay, word play, play on words
"Why weren't you playing bereaved while I was playing dead?"
Robert Doyle's idea of getting up close and personal with the possum population.
"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."
'In memoriam, I'd like to do a little number 'bout bein' on the road.'
'I don't like roughing it...'
Possums that ski.
Tags:possum, possums, ski, skiing, skis, skier, skiers, snow sports, snow sport, snow, snowing, downhill sport, downhill sports, mountain, mountains, hanging, hangs, skilift, ski-lift, ski lift, chairlift, chair lifts, chairlifts, chair lift, slope, slopes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Don't panic! Remain perfectly still. Do not make eye contact. If he attacks, curl into a fetal position and play dead.'
Tags:pitcher, pitchers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball team, baseball teams, fielder, fielders, fan, fans, fanatic, fanatics, possum, possums, play dead, playing dead, attack, attacks, sport injury, sports injuries, predator, predators, prey, preys, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers