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"Possums do get into the strangest places."
'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'
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"Hold on -- your boarding pass says 'possum,' but your passport says 'opossum.'"
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"No no - play dead. What you're doing is indicating."
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"Ben, you're not a female – you have no idea what it's like."
"Stinkin' fake news!"
"He was born breech."
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'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'
"Is he still playing?"
'No, we're not stopping for a potty break every 15 minutes!'
Tags:opossum, possum, possums, opossums, wildlife, wild-life, wild life, marsupial, marsupials, potty break, potty breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, kid, kids, family life, family-life, childhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, road trip, road trips
"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
Tags:opossum, opossums, possum, possums, children, have children, having children, accident, accidents, surprise, surprises, surprising, procreation, procreate, procreates, pregnancy, pregnancies, family planning, family planner, family planners, birth control, birth control pill, birth control pills, baby daddy, baby daddies, baby mama, baby mamas
'Quit playing around!'
The Five Burrows.
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"Why weren't you playing bereaved while I was playing dead?"
"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."
Robert Doyle's idea of getting up close and personal with the possum population.
'In memoriam, I'd like to do a little number 'bout bein' on the road.'
'I don't like roughing it...'
Possums that ski.
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'Don't panic! Remain perfectly still. Do not make eye contact. If he attacks, curl into a fetal position and play dead.'
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How do you know you don't like flattened possum guts if you've never tried flattened possum guts?
"Now, will you start that diet?"
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'My secret? Starch, and lots of it...'